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"I've never looked forward to a Birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's Birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement." »Pete Rose
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"There is still no cure for the common Birthday." »John Glenn
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"On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy Birthday." »Ralph Kiner
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"My friend Harry just sent me a toilet seat for my Birthday. I am not sure what he is trying to tell me!
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"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common Birthday." »John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
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"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her Birthday." »Erma Bombeck
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"How many observe Christ's Birthday How few, his precepts O 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments." »Benjamin Franklin
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"We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's Birthday but never remembers her age." »Robert Frost
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"In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth Birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. 'What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong' she asked. 'I mean, what if--uh--when the time comes, you should meet Him What will you say' Russell was delighted with the question. His birght, birdlike eyes grew even brighter as he contempalated this possible future dialogue, and then he pointed a finger upward and cried, 'Why, I should say, 'God, you gave us insufficient evidence.' '" »Al Seckel
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