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Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase · Alexander Hamilton, Speech on 21 June 1788 urging ratification of the Constitution in New York. · anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate · Bobcat Goldthwaite · Bruce Catton · Bruce Leverett - "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers" · Carrie Chapman Catt · Caterina Rando · Catfish Hunter · Catherine de Hueck · Catherine de Hueck Doherty · Catherine Drinker Bowen · Catherine Marie Wright · Cathleen Douglas · Catholic Prayer · Cathy Guisewite · Cathy Ladman · Cato the Censor (?) · Cato the Elder · Cato the Elder, from Plutarch, Lives · Cato, Roman statesman and historian · Catullus · David Fisher, Conversations with My Cat · Dean Acheson, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004 · E. Catherine Tobler, Vanishing Act · Gaius Valerius Catullus, Poem 85 · General George Catlett Marshall · George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Epistle Dedicatory · Henry VII Cate · Joesph Heller, Catch-22 · Joseph Addison, Cato · Joseph Heller, Catch 22 · Joseph Heller, Catch-22 · Kathrine Palmer Peterson, 516 Sensational Cat Quotes · Les Brown, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004 · Marcius Porcius Cato · Mary Catherine Bateson · Maxwell Maltz, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004 · Sallust, The War with Catiline · Sarah Vowell, Assassination Vacation (p. 208) · St. Catherine of Sienna · Willa Cather · Willa Cather, My Antonia · Willa Sibert Cather

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

– Mark Twain

A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

– Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

– Mark Twain

Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.

– Julie Burchill

I like it [The Bible] as a book. Just like I like "The Cat In The Hat"

– Marilyn Manson

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

– Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it

– Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

– Deng Xiaoping

The wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.

– Albert Einstein

Want ever so gently. Invite your desires to you like you call a cat. Any aggressive move toward your goals will chase them away.

– Bryant McGill

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

– Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

– Doug Larson

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.

– Arnold Edinborough

A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad

– Alan Marshall Beck

A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love.

– Helen Thomson

A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.

– Mehmet Murat ildan

A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal.

– Churchill

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.

– Solomon Short

Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

– Oliver Herford

Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

– So I Married an Axe Murderer

CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience

– Jeffrey Vlaming

Curiosity killed the cat but the cat died enlightened.

– Darrin Jet Virginiak

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

– Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

– Steven Wright

God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.

– Pablo Picasso

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