| "If you were in a burning house and there was a CAT and a Rembrandt, what would you save The CAT...you would save the CAT, because the CAT is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life." »Andrew Schneider |
| "The CAT does not offer services. The CAT offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, CATs are practical." »William Seward Burroughs |
| "One of the most striking differences between a CAT and a lie is that a CAT has only nine lives." »Mark Twain |
| "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long CAT. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this And radio operates exactly the same way you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no CAT." »Albert Einstein |
| "A house without a CAT, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered CAT, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "The wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long CAT. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the CAT." »Albert Einstein |
| "We tell the public which way the CAT is jumping. The public will take care of the CAT." »Arthur Hays Sulzberger |
| "Who will bell the CAT" »William Langland |
| "One must love a CAT on its own terms." »Peter Gray |
| "What is play to the CAT is death to the mouse." »Danish proverb |
| "Curiosity killed the CAT, but for a while I was a suspect." »Steven Wright |
| "Thou art a CAT, and a rat, and a coward." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "When the mouse laughs at the CAT there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "If your CAT falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh." »Patricia Hitchcock |
| "The CAT could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." »Doug Larson |
| "A man who carries a CAT by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." »Mark Twain |
| "It doesn't matter if a CAT is black or white, so long as it CATches mice." »Deng Xiaoping |
| "The fog comes on little CAT feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black CAT that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." »Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire CAT." »Sir Julian Huxley |
| "When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my CAT has its own page." »Bill Clinton |
| "CAT a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings." »Oliver Herford |
| "Only CAT lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold." »Susanne Millen |
| "Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic CAT." »Julie Burchill |
| "If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a CAT, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a CAT out there exactly the same as me" »Jeff Melvoin |
| "When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black CAT with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there." »Harold Monro |
| "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a CAT does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." »Alfred North Whitehead |
| "A CAT will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal." »Winston Churchill |
| "If toast always lands butter-side down, and CATs always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a CAT and drop it" »Steven Wright |
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