| "If a COW can't eat it, I don't want to play on it." »Dick Allen |
| "All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a COW." »Grant Wood |
| "The United States is not just an old COW that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks." »David Dean Rusk |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a COW to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Who was the guy who first looked at a COW and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'" »Bill Watterson |
| "Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a COW will back up to them." »Curtis Grant |
| "Science is not a sacred COW. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it." »Aubrey Eben |
| "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a COW was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a COW that has gone dry." »Mark Twain |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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