| "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and CUT it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they CUT the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Never CUT what you can untie." »Jeseph Joubert |
| "If you want to CUT your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "If pregnancy were a book, they would CUT the last two chapters." »Nora Ephron |
| "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be CUT by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Drama is life with the dull bits CUT out." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "If you have made a mistake, CUT your losses as quickly as possible." »Bernard Mannes Baruch |
| "I cannot and will not CUT my conscience to fit this year's fashions." »Lillian Hellman |
| "That would be a good thing for them to CUT on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." »Dorothy Parker |
| "Some men just aren't CUT out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "Would that the Roman people had a single neck to CUT off their head." »Caligula |
| "Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or CUT us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle." »James Russell Lowell |
| "Tragedy is when I CUT my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." »Mel Brooks |
| "Never CUT a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "Trees, though they are CUT and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men are destroyed, it is not easy to get them again." »Pericles |
| "What does education often do It makes a straight-CUT ditch of a free, meandering brook." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Only after the last tree has been CUT down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." »Cree Indian Prophecy |
| "In this age, which believes that there is a short CUT to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest." »Henry Miller |
| "If a man has his throat CUT in Paris, it's a murder. If 50,000 people are murdered in the east, it is a question." »Victor Hugo |
| "Woe to that nation whose literature is CUT short by the intrusion of force. This is not merely interference with freedom of the press but the sealing up of a nation's heart, the excision of its memory." »Salman Rushdie |
| "There's no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to CUT you, take your heart out, and put it on a table." »Charlie Manuel |
| "Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and CUT their own fingers." »Sir Arthur Eddington |
| "They do not leave home without American Express. ... Blame the moral carelessness that parents pass off as the gift of freedom as they CUT their children loose like colorful kites and wish them an exciting flight." »Roger Rosenblatt |
| "The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been CUT and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes." »Dave Barry |
| "I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the CUT-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life." »Anthony Perkins |
| "To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and CUT across the accidents of place and time." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "These people who are always briskly doing something and as busy as waltzing mice, they have little, sharp, staccato ideas, such as 'I see where I can make an annual CUT of 3.47 in my meat budget.' But they have no slow, big ideas." »Brenda Ueland |
| "If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way CUT yourself off from a good deal of experience." »John Cage |
| "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-CUT stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing." »Gamal Abdel Nasser |
| "All fingers are not alike, If you CUT bigger ones to make all equal it is communism, If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism, If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism." »B. J. Gupta |
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