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"I wish I had a Dollar for every time I spent a Dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Why pay a Dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the Dollar for a bookmark?" »Steven Spielberg
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"For you it's another day another Dollar, for me it's another day another mile." »Johnny Wowk
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"A Dollar saved is a quarter earned." »John Ciardi
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""A penny for your thoughts?"
"A Dollar for your death."" »Felix and Oscar, from the Odd Couple
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a Dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your Dollar will go further." »Wernher Von Braun
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"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one Dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore
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"The space shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying Dollar bills." »Dana Rohrabacher
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"Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's Dollar." »Edward H. Harriman
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"Slater Didja ever look at a Dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six Dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand Dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a Dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett
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"Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a Dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest
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"Marriage is like a Dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore
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"Too many of us look upon Americans as Dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." »Albert Einstein
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"One main reason the US has been able to prevent its currency and economy from collapsing, despite the latest wars, huge debt and massive currency printing, is because the Dollar is the de-facto standard for international trade and reserve currency." »Med Jones
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