| "After Enlightenment, the laundry." »Josh Billings |
| "Nirvana or lasting Enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent exercise of real love." »M Scott Peck |
| "The aim of public education is not to spread Enlightenment at all it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "If you ever reach total Enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Ego is like our shadow.... when Enlightenment is at its best there is no ego and we live well within ourselves.... however as soon as the sun (of sanity)starts setting our ego starts outgrowing us." »Siddharth Astir |
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