| "The world is a FUNNY paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so FUNNY." »Tennessee Williams |
| "Isn't it FUNNY how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's FUNNY is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "FUNNY-peculiar or FUNNY-ha-ha" »Ian Hay |
| "From there to here, and here to there, FUNNY things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss |
| "FUNNY is an attitude." »Flip Wilson |
| "If you can't be FUNNY, be interesting." »Harold Ross |
| "Comedy is simply a FUNNY way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov |
| "The FUNNY thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn |
| "Everything is FUNNY as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers |
| "You can't really be strong until you see a FUNNY side to things." »Ken Kesey |
| "It's a FUNNY thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham |
| "Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be FUNNY." »Guy |
| "The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as FUNNY as possible." »David Ogilvie |
| "FUNNY how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "When a thing is FUNNY, search it carefully for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "English is a FUNNY language..... De(a)dication can lead you to all the success in Life" »Siddharth Astir |
| "The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the FUNNY bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather |
| "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it) but 'That's FUNNY ...'" »Isaac Asimov |
| "We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a FUNNY, plastic head." »Dennis Miller |
| "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a FUNNY gag would be to pretend you were swimming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play FUNNY." »Garrison Keillor |
| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so FUNNY." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There is nothing FUNNY about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world." »Jean Baudrillard |
| "Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses I lost someone today and the FUNNY thing is, I don't even know who she was." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "I bet a FUNNY thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "To me, clowns aren't FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Isn't it FUNNY how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Life does not cease to be FUNNY when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." »Antoine De Saint-Exupery |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is FUNNY." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It's FUNNY that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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