We've found 6 quotes for 'GAG' (0.969 seconds):
| "In the end, everything is a GAG." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny GAG would be to pretend you were swimming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Here's a good GAG if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good GAG would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied-up man with the GAG in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a GAG we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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