| "Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds Girl, boy loses Girl, Girl finds boy, boy forgets Girl, boy remembers Girl, Girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "You never realize what a good Girl means untill you Know a bad Girl ." »Marwan Kammoun |
| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a Girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A Girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A little Girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A Girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "Stan Well you can take the Girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the Girl." »Swordfish |
| "Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane |
| "Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a Girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber |
| "One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a Girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky |
| "Leave it to a Girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson |
| "The whisper of a pretty Girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb |
| "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty Girl." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "Tough Girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America |
| "The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a Girl boldness." »Victor Hugo |
| "Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and Girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish |
| "I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead Girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy |
| "Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." »Coming to America |
| "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a Girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm |
| "Lately..... all a Girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!" »Siddharth Astir |
| "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful Girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." »John Barrymore |
| "A kiss To a young Girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity." »V. P. Skipper |
| "You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little Girl with wrinkles." »Edythe E. Bregnard |
| "The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro boy or Girl without a chance to prove his worth." »Mary McLeod Bethune |
| "On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a Girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall |
| "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young Girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." »Unknown |
| "Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful Girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity." »Henry Bromel |
| "Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played Girl bunny" »Wayne's World |
| "When you are courting a nice Girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." »Albert Einstein |
| "All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a Girl of an impressionable age, and she is mine for life." »Muriel Spark |
| "If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty Girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt." »Thomas Carlyle |
| "When this Girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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