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"May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a HUSBAND and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a HUSBAND and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown." »Homer
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"A foolish HUSBAND fears his wife; a prudent wife obeys her HUSBAND." »Chinese
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"A HUSBAND is the chief ornament of a wife, though she have no other ornament; but, though adorned, without a HUSBAND she has no ornaments." »The Hitopadesa
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"A HUSBAND is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying." »Alexandre Dumas
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"Never trust a HUSBAND too far or a bachelor too near." »Helen Rowland
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"Don't stay long when the HUSBAND is not at home." »Japanese Proverb
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"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a HUSBAND About 30 pounds." »Cindy Gardner
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"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a HUSBAND some day." »Franklin P. Jones
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"Before I met my HUSBAND, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times." »Rita Rudner
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"An archaeologist is the best HUSBAND any woman can have the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." »Agatha Christie
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"The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her HUSBAND is unworthy of the name of wife." »Elbert Hubbard
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"I think every woman is entitled to a middle HUSBAND she can forget." »Adela Rogers St.John
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"All the blessings of a household come through the wife, therefore should her HUSBAND honour her." »The Talmud
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""If you were my HUSBAND, i would feed you poison."
"If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!" »Lady Astor and William Churchill
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"By a HUSBAND wealth is accumulated; by a wife is its preservation." »Burmese Proverb
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"A HUSBAND is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." »Helen Rowland
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"It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her HUSBAND and her children too." »Lillian Bell
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"On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal He reminded me of an alien." »Kelly Le Brock
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"A loving wife will do anything for her HUSBAND except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him." »J.B. Priestley
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"My HUSBAND said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair." »Jane Fonda
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"The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her HUSBAND." »Lady Bird Johnson
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"A friend never defends a HUSBAND who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." »Erma Bombeck
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"The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her HUSBAND." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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"I don't want to describe the hate mail we've gotten. (on why she was fearful of her HUSBAND running for president)" »Alma Powell
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"The HUSBAND who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." »Groucho Marx
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"Spouses often point out each other's deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other's motivator. My HUSBAND touches my spirit, and I try my best to motivate him, too." »Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
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"What is a HUSBAND He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can-don't disappoint him." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's HUSBAND, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it." »Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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"You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference to her husband's fainting spell caused by a pretzel" »Laura Bush
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