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"What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be called radical is now called Insane, what used to be called reactionary is now called moderate, and what used to be called Insane is now called solid conservative thinking." »Tony Kushner
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"All I want to be is normally Insane." »Marlon Brando
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"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go Insane." »Jimmy Buffett
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"When dealing with the Insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane." »Hermann Hesse
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"Ordinarily he was Insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." »Heinrich Heine
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"I became Insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" »Edgar Allan Poe
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"Those who danced where thought to be quite Insane by those who could not hear the music." »Angela Mont
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"If you ever go temporarily Insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an Insane world." »R. D. Lang
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"The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are Insane." »Mark Twain
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"Man is quite Insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot, and he creates Gods by the dozen." »Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely Insane every night of our lives." »William Dement
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"The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other Insane." »Donald G. Smith
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"It's an Insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can't read the damned diploma." »William E. Brock
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"The man who carried out the attack is still in power and still Insane, so we shall expect another attack any minute. (On President Ronald Reagan)" »Muammar Qaddafi
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"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." »Nora Ephron
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"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost invariably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, Insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And if he is not romantic personally, he is apt to spread discontent among those who are." »Henry Louis Mencken
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"I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, 'You know what will save the world You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the Insane asylum." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary execution after torture, for its central mystery is an Insane vengeance bought off by a trumpery expiation. But there is a nobler and profounder Christianity which affirms the sacred mystery of equality and forbids the glaring futility and folly of vengeance." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from Insane passion for the truth." »Umberto Eco
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"Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the Insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
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