| "It's not failure, but LOW aim is crime." »Lowell |
| "Television has raised writing to a new LOW." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I. As LOW as I you once must be, Prepare yourself and folLOW me." »Gravestone from the 1800's |
| "Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how LOW it was." »Dag Hammarskjld |
| "'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a LOW voice 'Only today I happen to have a headache.'" »Mae West |
| "Death is just a LOW chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees." »J. J. Fumas |
| "A LOW voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." »Dan Quayle |
| "Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the LOW time." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "Split the atom's heart, and LOW Within it thou wilt find a sun." »Persian Mystic Poem |
| "The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. LOW and outside." »Jerry Coleman |
| "The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is of rather LOW quality on the whole and less even in quantity than it looks to those who have not tried it." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "A bird without wings and a man without art are both condemned to wander in LOW places; they can never soar up to those unrivaled heights." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "My mind's sunk so LOW, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account so bad already, that I couldn't like you if you were the best of women,--or stop loving you, no matter what you do." »Catullus |
| "Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven A spark of that immortal fire With angels shared, by Allah given To lift from earth our LOW desire." »George Gordon Byron |
| "My boredom threshold is LOW at the best of times but I have spent more time being sLOWly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race." »William H. Borah |
| "May your heart alway's be warm, and may love be the first to live in your soul, may the sun shine opon you with joy and BLIND THE LOW LIFES THAT TRY TO F--K THINGS UP" »Orie G Tomlin |
| "I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little LOW self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder." »Jay Leno |
| "I play in the LOW 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play." »Joe E. Louis |
| "It is proof of a base and LOW mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people." »Giordano Bruno |
| "God alLOWs us to experience the LOW points of life in order to teach us lessons we could not learn in any other way. The way we learn those lessons is not to deny the feelings but to find the meanings underlying them." »Stanley Lindquist |
| "At last is Hector stretch'd upon the plain,Who fear'd no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen, Prince You should have fear'd, what now you feelAchilles absent was Achilles stillYet a short space the great avenger stayed,Then LOW in dust thy strength and glory laid." »Homer |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, LOW to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting me to do big things. I will. My whole body and soul are to be thrown recklessly about the field. Every time the ball is snapped, I will be trying to do more than my part...Fight LOW, with your eyes open and toward the play. Watch out for crossbucks and reverse end runs. Be on your toes every minute if you expect to make good. Jack." »Jack Trice |
| "If you bow at all, bow LOW." »Chinese Proverb |
| "She used to drag her mattress besider her LOW window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation." »Willa Cather |
| "Talk LOW, talk sLOW, and don't talk too much." »John Wayne |
| "Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with LOW grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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