| "The only people for me are the MAD ones. The ones who are MAD to love, MAD to talk, MAD to be saved the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars." »Jack Kerouac |
| "Every man is wise when attacked by a MAD dog fewer when pursued by a MAD woman only the wisest survive when attacked by a MAD notion." »Robertson Davies |
| "I am often MAD, but I would hate to be nothing but MAD and I think I would lose what little value I may have as a writer if I were to refuse, as a matter of principle, to accept the warming rays of the sun, and to report them, whenever, and if ever, they happen to strike me." »E. B. White |
| "In a MAD world only the MAD are sane." »Akira Kurosawa |
| "I both love and do not love and am MAD and not MAD." »Anacreon |
| "There is only one difference between a MADman and me. I am not MAD." »Salvador Dali |
| "He is as MAD as a March hare." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "The only difference between a MADman and myself is that I am not MAD." »Salvidor Dali |
| "We are all born MAD. Some remain so." »Samuel Beckett |
| "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make MAD." »Euripides |
| "I say, thou MAD March hare." »John Skelton |
| "You can't stay MAD at somebody who makes you laugh." »Jay Leno |
| "You cannot be MAD at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that." »Jay Leno |
| "Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive MAD." »Anonymous |
| "Never go to bed MAD. Stay up and fight." »Phyllis Diller |
| "Those who hear not the music. . . think the dancers MAD." »Unknown |
| "Most men are within a finger's breadth of being MAD." »Diogenes the Cynic |
| "To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him MAD." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, MAD mind than mine." »Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov |
| "Only MAD dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun." »Indian Proverb |
| "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes MAD." »Euripides |
| "I suppose it is much more comfortable to be MAD and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts." »G. B. Burgin |
| "Sometimes I think the world has gone completely MAD. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the MAD notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it." »John Updike |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets MAD at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, MAD with an inferior, degrading." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "One man was so MAD at me that he ended his letter Beware. You will never get out of this world alive." »John Ernst Steinbeck |
| "When we remember we are all MAD, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." »Mark Twain |
| "There is nothing more likely to drive a person MAD than...an obstinate, constitutional preference of the true to the agreeable." »William Hazlitt |
| "Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the MAD daughter of a wise mother." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
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