| "Being a housewife and a MOTHER is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it . I would have made a terrible MOTHER." »Katharine Hepburn |
| "A little boy came home and told his MOTHER he had gotten first prize in an examination. The question had been How many legs does a horse have He had answered, Three. When his MOTHER asked how he had gotten the first prize, he replied that all the other children had said, Two." »Richard Kehl |
| "And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before my soul would rest. I wanted to belong-to belong to my MOTHER. And in return-I wanted my MOTHER to belong to me." »Gloria Vanderbilt |
| "Getting caught is the MOTHER of invention." »Robert Byrne |
| "Invention is the MOTHER of necessity." »Thorstein Veblen |
| "My MOTHER loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one." »Julius Henry Marx |
| "Nobody loves me but my MOTHER, and she could be jivin', too." »B. B. King |
| "Necessity is the MOTHER of invention." »Anonymous |
| "Leisure is the MOTHER of philosophy." »Thomas Hobbes |
| "The mob is the MOTHER of tyrants." »Laertius Diogenes |
| "Ignorance is the MOTHER of fear." »Harry Homes |
| "His MOTHER should have thrown him away and kept the stork." »Mae West |
| "Truth is the MOTHER of hatred." »Ausonius |
| "I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own MOTHER." »W. C. Fields |
| "My MOTHER buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." »Rita Rudner |
| "Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its MOTHER." »Moorish Proverb |
| "All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel MOTHER." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "He who does not have the church as his MOTHER does not have God as his Father." »Saint Augustine |
| "Diligence is the MOTHER of good fortune." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Necessity is the MOTHER of taking chances." »Mark Twain |
| "Diligence is the MOTHER of good luck." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "An ounce of MOTHER is worth a pound of priests." »Danish proverb |
| "Tommy If I wanted a kiss I'd call your MOTHER." »Tommy Boy |
| "My MOTHER had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." »Mark Twain |
| "The scab is a traitor to his God, his MOTHER, and his class." »Jack London |
| "MOTHER is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "Behind every successful man stands a surprised MOTHER-in-law." »Hubert Humphrey |
| "Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your MOTHER-in-law." »Japanese Proverb |
| "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a MOTHER and child." »Dan Quayle |
| "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their MOTHER." »Anonymous |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
