| "If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could PICK today, I would PICK BATF." »John Dingell |
| "I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold PICK. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your PICK is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Between two evils, I always PICK the one I never tried before." »Mae West |
| "You can always PICK up your needle and move to another groove." »Timothy Leary |
| "If you ain't never PICK up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it." »Meldrick Lewis |
| "There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might PICK them up." »Oscar Wilde |
| "When we try to PICK out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe." »John Muir |
| "The end move in politics is always to PICK up a gun." »Richard Buckminster Fuller |
| "If you can't find the key to success, PICK the lock." »Unknown |
| "Sometimes love will PICK you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you." »Denise Dobbs |
| "PICK battles big enough to matter, small enough to win." »Jonathan Kozol |
| "Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to PICK him up either." »Jewish Proverb |
| "That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to PICK it up and find it." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Never let a beautiful woman PICK your path for you when there is a man in her line of sight." »Terry Goodkind |
| "Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them PICK themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened." »Winston Churchill |
| "The best executive is the one who has sense enough to PICK good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it." »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, PICK the one that sounds the best and go with that one." »David A. Cronin |
| "PICK a man for his human qualities, his values, his compatibility with you, rather than what he represents in status, power or good looks." »Carol Botwin |
| "Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will PICK up and store away among its treasured things." »Pierce Harris |
| "If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd PICK her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'" »Leo Durocher |
| "I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice PICK." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, PICK up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most PICK themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." »Winston Churchill |
| "Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can PICK it up." »Hannah Arendt |
| "For an apple you cant reach up and PICK, you have to climb that tree; the tree wont bend down for you!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "If you PICK up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will PICK out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself." »Confucius |
| "I think it's them...Men. They have no fortitude. They're always dying or skedaddling off at the first sign of trouble. So tell me this, who is left to PICK up the pieces, ship the body. clean out the closets Us And they have the audacity to call us the weaker sex." »Robin Green |
| "Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. PICK yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again." »Evelyn Underhill |
| "I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would PICK 'Americans' as their mascot." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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