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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.

– Pam Brown

Neo I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

– Matrix, The

All phone calls are obscene.

– Karen Elizabeth Gordon

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

– Lyndon B. Johnson

Communism is like one big phone company.

– Lenny Bruce

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

– Johnny Carson

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances.

– Jay Leno

I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity Card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police.

– Janina Atkins

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

– Barry Goldwater

I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself.

– Loretta Lockhorn

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

– Garry Shandling

I'm very curious to know what the hell they're saying on the phone, but I'd be more worried if they weren't talking.

– Kingman Brewster, Jr.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

– Jimmy Buffett

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting

– Stephen Levine

It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English.

– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

– Fran Lebowitz

She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do.

– Andrew Schneider

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

– Woody Allen

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

– Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone

– James Grover Thurber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

– James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937

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