| "Ok. SEX is fine. SEX is good. SEX is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for SEX... Do we need so many" »Sybil Adelman |
| "I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about SEX. He sort of smiled and said, 'Maybe instead of telling you what SEX is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having SEX." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Life without SEX might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the SEX instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosiac, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "I know nothing about SEX because I was always married." »Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| "The mind is not SEX-typed." »Margaret Mead |
| "SEX is emotion in motion." »Mae West |
| "SEX is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant." »Henry Miller |
| "Golf and SEX are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." »Jimmy Demaret |
| "An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than SEX." »Aldous Huxley |
| "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of SEX discrimination." »Bill Watterson |
| "I can remember when the air was clean and SEX was dirty." »George Burns |
| "There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female SEX." »Andrew Schneider |
| "In America SEX is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact." »Marlene Dietrich |
| "Programming is like SEX one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." »Michael Sinz |
| "Mick As long as there's, you know, SEX and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." »This Is Spinal Tap |
| "Don't bother discussing SEX with small children. They rarely have anything to add." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "There is not one in a hundred of either SEX who is not taken in when they marry . It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves." »Jane Austen |
| "Continental people have SEX-lives the English have hot-water bottles." »George Mikes |
| "Friends are generally of the same SEX, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different." »George Santayana |
| "SEX is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu." »Mary Day Winn |
| "AIDS obliges people to think of SEX as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder." »Susan Sontag |
| "Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one SEX from the other." »James Grover Thurber |
| "Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about SEX Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master." »Sophocles |
| "Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, SEX, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful." »Margaret Mead |
| "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, SEX raises some pretty good questions." »Woody Allen |
| "When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's SEX. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death." »J. P. Donleavy |
| "Surfing on the Internet is like SEX everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more." »Tom Fasulo |
| "Money, it turned out, was exactly like SEX, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did." »James Arthur Baldwin |
| "The trouble is not that players have SEX the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it." »Casey Stengel |
| "Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no SEX." »Katharine Graham |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
