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"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty SMART were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty SMART." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
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"People who are SMART get into Mensa. People who are really SMART look around and leave." »James Randi
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"Indians are plenty SMART. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so SMART. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely
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"None of us is as SMART as all of us." »Phil Condit
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"I'm good enough, I'm SMART enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
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"Im good enough, Im SMART enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how SMART he would have been not to have taken it." »Laurence J. Peter
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"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really SMART." »Becky Rodenbeck
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"No matter how SMART you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"No matter how SMART you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, SMART enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." »John C. Maxwell
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"Those who are too SMART to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." »Plato
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as SMART as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." »Bernard Avishai
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as SMART as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."" »Bernard Avishai
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"Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real SMART man." »Old School
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"Happy I'm stupid. You're SMART. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not SMART enought to know they were impossible." »Doug Larson
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"Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily SMART. There is ample proof to the contrary." »Julius Rosenwald
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"SMARTness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so SMART my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns
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"New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having SMART people with access to state-of-the-art technology." »Robert E. Kahn
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be SMART enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy
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"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't SMART enough to get out of jury duty." »Norm Crosby
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"We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly SMART deviants." »Scott Adams
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"Were all thy fond endeavours vain To chase away the sufferer?s SMART, Still hover near, lest absence pain His lonely heart." » Sa?di
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"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to SMART Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." »Mary Ellen Kelly
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"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as SMART and interesting as any of my friends." »Moby, quoted on CNN.com, March 2005
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"We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children SMART." »H.L. Mencken
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"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be SMART enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." »Garrison Keillor
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"“For those interested in patent litigation, commit early and never underestimate how hard you and the rest of the team must work. There are a lot of SMART, talented patent trial lawyers.”" »Yar Chaikovsky
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"There is an undercurrent of cultural changes in the Middle East region driven by the globalization of media and the Internet. SMART leaders will anticipate these changes and initiate gradual democratic reforms to avoid political instability and economic problems." »Med Jones
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