| "You can SORT of be married, you can SORT of be divorced, you can SORT of be living together, but you can't SORT of have a baby." »David Shire |
| "The curse of me & my nation is that we always think things can be bettered by immediate action of some SORT, any SORT rather than no SORT." »Ezra Loomis Pound |
| "It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right SORT of people do not want apologies, and the wrong SORT take a mean advantage of them." »P. G. Wodehouse |
| "Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong SORT of woman. The right SORT of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness." »Robertson Davies |
| "Nigel You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's SORT of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's SORT of - Marty What do you call this Nigel Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump." »This Is Spinal Tap |
| "I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly There is a tendency for the world to say to America, the big problems of the world are yours, you go and SORT them out, and then to worry when America wants to SORT them out." »Tony Blair |
| "People who like this SORT of thing will find this the SORT of thing they like." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "The wrong SORT of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were not the wrong SORT of people." »Jon Wynne Tyson |
| "Argument is the worst SORT of conversation." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Friendship is...the SORT of love one can imagine between angels." »Clive Staples Lewis |
| "It's a poor SORT of memory that only works backward." »Lewis Carroll |
| "You SORT of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." »J. K. Rowling |
| "The Vice Presidency is SORT of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does." »Bill Vaughan |
| "Talking with you is SORT of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience." »Bill Watterson |
| "He had the SORT of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor." »Bill Bryson |
| "If a man harbors any SORT of fear, it ... makes him landlord to a ghost." »Lloyd Douglas |
| "You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't SORT of 'accidentally' brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just SORT of a tired feeling." »Paula Poundstone |
| "Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some SORT of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the SORT of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them." »H.L. Mencken |
| "Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a SORT of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "As an atheist you have to rationalize things... Then you have to try and make some SORT of sense out of your problems. And if you try and find you can't, you have no choice but to be good and scared -- but that's okay" »Billy Joel |
| "The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a SORT of tumor that ends by killing the victim's sympathies." »Henry Adams |
| "No man or woman of the humblest SORT can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness." »Alan Alda |
| "I am about to put foward some major ideas they will be heard and pondered. If not all of them please, surely a few will in some SORT, then, I shall have contributed to the progress of our age, and shall be content." »Marquis de Sade |
| "Angels may be very excellent SORT of folk in their own way, but we, poor mortals in our present state, would probably find them precious slow company." »Jerome K. Jerome |
| "Nowadays most people die of a SORT of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes." »Oscar Wilde |
| "Life is no brief candle to me. It is a SORT of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some SORT of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could SORT of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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