|
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? (to a driving instructor in Scotland)" »Prince Phillip
|
|
"Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people." »Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language
|
|
"Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F-You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
|
|
"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." »Dave Barry
|
| Like Quotes.net? Why won't you tell a friend about us? |
[