| "Never do anything standing that you can do Sitting, or anything Sitting that you can do lying down." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was Sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just Sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered." »Signs |
| "I do most of my work Sitting down that's where I shine." »Robert Charles Benchley |
| "If all the world's a stage, then where is the audience Sitting" »Unknown |
| "It doesn't do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep on Sitting." »Unknown |
| "I have found that Sitting in a place that you have never sat before can be inspiring." »Dodie Smith |
| "Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only Sitting on our own bottom." »Michel Eyquem de Montaigne |
| "Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still Sitting on our ass." »Michel de Montaigne |
| "Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something Sitting down." »Charles F. Kettering |
| "We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from Sitting on their behinds." »Bruce B. Dan |
| "When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy Sitting next to me." »Woody Allen |
| "Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one Sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's." »Peter J. Davies |
| "hy doesn't the past decently bury itself, instead of Sitting waiting to be admired by the present" »D. H. Lawrence |
| "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy Sitting next to me." »Woody Allen |
| "His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just Sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word. Solitude has long since turned brown and withered, Sitting bitter in my mouth and heavy in my veins." »R. M. Grenon |
| "Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be Sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode." »George |
| "It's also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that's Sitting right here right now... with its aches and it pleasures... is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive." »Pema Chodron |
| "What's really important in life Sitting on a beach Looking a television eight hours a day I think we have to appreciate that we're alive for only a limited period of time, and we'll spend most of our lives working. That being the case, I believe one of the most important priorities is to do whatever we do as well as we can. We should take pride in that." »Victor Kiam |
| "Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart-even when they are Sitting in the mud, or crying temperamental tears, or parading up the street in mother's best clothes." »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "You do not need to leave your room. Remain Sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." »Franz Kafka |
| "This is what I liked most about my friends: just Sitting around and telling stories. Window stories and mirror stories." »John Green |
| "Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful Sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men see." »Charles Dickens |
| "It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just Sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just Sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle." »Erma Bombeck |
| "Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is Sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision." »Penn Jillette |
| "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and Sitting by desolate streams. World losers and world forsakers, for whom the pale moon gleams. Yet we are movers and the shakers of the world forever it seems." »Arthur O'Shaunessey |
| "You know...that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall of a museum -- a canvas -- a piece of film -- or a guy Sitting in front of a typewriter. Then, you start out to do something -- that vague thing called creation. The beginning strikes awe within you." »Edward Steichen |
| "The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were Sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." »Thornton |
| "People who work Sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." »Ogden Nash |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
