| "Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." »Edward R. Murrow |
| "Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." »Marvin Minksy |
| "TV is chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight" »Al Boliska |
| "Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." »Gallagher |
| "The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone |
| "The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were." »David Brinkley |
| "Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall." »Max Lerner |
| "She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider |
| "You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker |
| "Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV." »B. J. Gupta |
| "The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare... It doesn't say guarantee the general welfare. And it certainly doesn't say give welfare benefits to all the people in the country who aren't doing so well even if the reason they aren't doing so well is because they're sitting on their butts in front of the TV." »P. J. O'Rourke |
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