| "The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,... A man might divorce his WIFE, or a WIFE her husband, said Charondas, but then he or she must not marry anyone younger than the divorced mate." »Will Durant |
| "Many a man owes his success to his first WIFE and his second WIFE to his success." »James Gilmore Backus |
| "CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's WIFE. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's WIFE was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience" »Jeffrey Vlaming |
| "I take my WIFE everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." »Henny Youngman |
| "Caesar's WIFE must be above suspicion." »Gaius Julius Caesar |
| "Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-WIFE." »Francis William Bourdillon |
| "My toughest fight was with my first WIFE." »Muhammad Ali |
| "I tended to place my WIFE under a pedestal." »Woody Allen |
| "Man's best possession is a sympathetic WIFE." »Euripides |
| "When a man steals your WIFE, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." »Sacha Guitry |
| "A man's WIFE has more power over him than the state has." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different WIFE and a different religion." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "An ideal WIFE is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't." »Sacha Guitry |
| "Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his WIFE wasn't." »Victor Borge |
| "My WIFE and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked." »Winston Churchill |
| "If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by WIFE, then thee." »Anne Bradstreet |
| "Beanie I have a WIFE and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank" »Old School |
| "There are three great friends an old WIFE, an old dog, and ready money." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "By all means marry if you get a good WIFE, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." »Socrates |
| "No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. WIFE or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed." »Harold MacMillan |
| "Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his WIFE." »Richard Willard Armour |
| "In the choice of a horse and a WIFE, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the WIFE, sharks for the WIFE's mother." »Ken Dodd |
| "Basically my WIFE was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." »Woody Allen |
| "I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same WIFE I started out with twenty-eight years ago." »Will Rogers |
| "America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his WIFE, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government." »Joe Moore |
| "Beanie You think I like avoiding my WIFE and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday" »Old School |
| "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my WIFE treats me like toxic waste." »David Bissonette |
| "One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's WIFE...." »Robert Whitney Boynton |
| "On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of spirit in kinsmen, WIFE, servants, and himself." »The Hitopadesa |
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