| "The loneliest WOMAN in the world is a WOMAN without a close WOMAN friend." »George Santayana |
| "Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a WOMAN president, perhaps sooner than you think. A WOMAN can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful WOMAN is one I notice. A charming WOMAN is one who notices me." »John Erskine |
| "Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a WOMAN, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a WOMAN. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion." »Margaret Cho |
| "Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of WOMAN. The right sort of WOMAN can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness." »Robertson Davies |
| "When I think of talking, it is of course with a WOMAN. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a WOMAN" »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a WOMAN who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a WOMAN they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relationship with his mother. Source of his life, center of his universe, object of both his fear and his love." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Funny business, a WOMAN's career the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a WOMAN. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not being a WOMAN. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." »Joseph L. Mankiewicz |
| "A WOMAN who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent WOMAN gives up." »Sidonie Gabrielle Colette |
| "Slater Behind every good man there is a WOMAN, and that WOMAN was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." »Dazed and Confused |
| "It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded WOMAN to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted WOMAN." »Johann von Goethe |
| "Every WOMAN knows all about everything." »Rudyard Kipling |
| "Man has his will - but WOMAN has her way." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "Every queen is a WOMAN, but not every WOMAN is a queen." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "I'm very definitely a WOMAN and I enjoy it." »Marilyn Monroe |
| "If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask a WOMAN." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "For most of history, Anonymous was a WOMAN." »Virginia |
| "Frailty, thy name is WOMAN" »William Shakespeare |
| "A man's as old as he's feeling, A WOMAN as old as she looks." »Mortimer Collins |
| "The modern rule is that every WOMAN should be her own chaperon." »Amy Vanderbilt |
| "A WOMAN without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem |
| "A WOMAN of honor should not expect of others things she would not do herself." »Marguerite de Valois |
| "I've never struck a WOMAN in my life, not even my own mother." »W. C. Fields |
| "The definition of a beautiful WOMAN is one who loves me." »Sloan Wilson |
| "I love Mickey Mouse more than any WOMAN I've ever known." »Walt Disney |
| "The WOMAN cries before the wedding and the man after." »Polish Proverb |
| "There is a WOMAN at the begining of all great things." »Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine |
| "To be successful, a WOMAN has to be much better at her job than a man." »Golda Meir |
| "Love is the mistaken belief that one WOMAN differs from another." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "Excellence means when a man or WOMAN asks of himself more than others do." »Jose Ortega y Gasset |
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