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"If you want to be heard, YELL." »Hunter Dunteman
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"If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't YELL going through the door." »Lois McMaster Bujold
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"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would YELL back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and YELL." »Charles E. Wilson
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"I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and YELL, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and YELL, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and YELL, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd YELL out, 'Tadpoles Tadpoles is a winner' We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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