| "I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your pick is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold." »Leo Tolstoy |
| "There wouldn't be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real gold somewhere." »Sufi Proverb |
| "Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold." »Alain de Lille |
| "All is not gold that glitters." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "I look at my myself and see a stone, I look at my friends and see gold, But I look at you, and see a gem." »Unknown |
| "Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise." »John M. Capozzi |
| "You never win the silver. You only lose the gold." »Shahrukh Khan |
| "It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of." »Jonathan Swift |
| "All that glitters is not gold, and things that look warm are often cold!" »Yassine Aumerally |
| "I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus." »Albert Einstein |
| "Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold." »Maurice Setter |
| "Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906" »Mark Twain |
| "Fire is the test of gold adversity, of strong men." »Seneca |
| "Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold." »Ludwig van Beethoven |
| "Wealth stays with us a little moment if at all only our characters are steadfast, not our gold." »Euripides |
| "Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold." »Ecclesiasticus |
| "A stomach without bread and a purse without gold have led to so many revolutions in history." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Silver and gold are not the only coin virtue too passes current all over the world." »Euripides |
| "Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find - nothing." »Aesop |
| "Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn." »John Updike |
| "No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and silver." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is." »Sir Thomas More |
| "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "Where as gold is the kindest of all hosts when it shines in the sky, it comes an evil guest unto those that receive it in their hand." »Simondes of Ceos |
| "Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg." »Anonymous |
| "What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby Maybe we'll never know." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people." »Claiborne Pell |
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