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"University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment Now the department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers." »Isaac Asimov
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"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public." »Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public." »Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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"California, the department store state." »Raymond Chandler
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"And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department." »Andrew Carnegie
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class." »David Mohler
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"advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission." »Fred Allen
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"advertising is legalized lying." »H.G. Wells
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"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second." »Steven Wright
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"advertising is like learning -- a little is a dangerous thing." »P Barnum
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"advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated and controlled." »Noam Chomsky
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"Look at the Justice department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." »George Orwell
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"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising." »Mark Twain
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"advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better." »George Santayana
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"advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it." »Stephen Leacock
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"advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." »Unknown
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"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague." »Bill Cosby
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"advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better." »George Santayana
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"Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising." »John Lahr
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"Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency." »Raymond Chandler
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"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference." »Fred Allen
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"Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the Chinese habit of foot-binding." »Dean Gooderham Acheson
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"pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology: Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department." »Jeff Meyer
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"advertising is the most potent influence in adapting and changing the habits and modes of life affecting what we eat, what we wear, and the work and play of a whole nation." »Calvin Coolidge
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"As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise in textile imports from 1957 to 1960 and the number of speeches cleared by the Defense department is not quite clear, but anyway, he did. He either overwhelmed you with decimal points or disarmed you with a smile and a wisecrack." »James Barrett Scotty Reston
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"advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless." »Sinclair Lewis
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