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"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky
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"It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins
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"The green Party is like a watermelon - green on the outside and red on the inside." »Rep. Bill Dannemeyer, R-Fullerton
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"The african is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries." »Albert Schweitzer
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley
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"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." »H. L. Mencken
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"An American monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." »Charles Darwin
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"Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill
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"China and Africa have strong growing relationship; as China continues to grow, we will see the Chinese offer more infrastructure development to african governments in return for natural resources and farmland to support its vast population. It is a natural and mutually beneficial relationship." »Med Jones
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""Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex." »Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
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"A hedge between keeps friendship green." »German Proverb
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"Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green" »Anonymous
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment." »William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 1 scene 5
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"My salad days, When I was green in judgment." »William Shakespeare
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"I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy." »Ian Pattison, Rab C. Nesbitt, television series
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"The green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time." »Vince Lombardi
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"For a hungry man, green peas are more shiny than gleaming pearls." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A man who never lies must have green blood in his veins, or blue or yellow, but definitely not red!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Teamwork is what the green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another." »Vince Lombardi
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"Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"As long as a man has a golden heart, it does not matter whether he has green blood or blue skin!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in this sun-illuminated universe? Why should there be green earth under our feet?" »Edwin Markham
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"People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die." »Saki
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"An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The question of whether it's God's green earth is not at center stage, except in the sense that if so, one is reminded with some regularity that He may be dying." »Edward Hoagland
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green." »Johann von Goethe
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"Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent." »H. P. Lovecraft, The White Ship
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