| "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." »Emo Phillips |
| "The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents." »Salvador Dali |
| "Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death" »Mark Twain |
| "Alcohol is like a batsman, it takes time to set in, but is a delight afterwards" »Siddharth Astir |
| "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." »Hunter S. Thompson |
| "Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism." »Carl Gustav Jung |
| "Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry." »Nikolai Gogol |
| "Meditation is the soul's perspective glass." »Owen Felltham |
| "And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare |
| "The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." »Martin Mull |
| "He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb |
| "Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs |
| "Fortune is like glass--the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken." »Publilius Syrus |
| "I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." »Child Age 7 |
| "Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no one is safe from it-not you, not me and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not." »Mary Bertone |
| "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh |
| "Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere." »Brigham Young |
| "Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king" »Eliza Mother Stewart |
| "People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within." »Elizabeth Kubler-Ross |
| "Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers." »James F. Byrnes |
| "Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma." »Happy Gilmore |
| "There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed." »Buddha |
| "In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.)" »George Will |
| "Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." »Rose Walker |
| "Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monuments, Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them,-- Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun." »William Shakespeare |
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