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"If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think." »Alexander Pope
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement." »James Goldsmith
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." »Steven Wright
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"There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand." »Charles Rosin
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"I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything with a sense of detached amusement. I don't always do that, but it serves you well to keep it in mind." »Bryant Gumbel
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"A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." »Logan Pearsall Smith
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"A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I never could find amusement in killing flies." »Jeanne-Marie Roland
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"While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it." »Samuel Johnson
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"Life is nothing but the little time which spend in a park called the world after the time u cannot stay there." »SAYEED
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"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?" »Charles Lauller
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"Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few." »John Masefield
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"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth... But amusing Never." »Edna Ferber
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"All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling." »H. L. Mencken
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"All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling." »H.L. Mencken
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