| "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." »Noel Coward |
| "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it." »Edgar Watson Howe |
| "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." »Herm Albright |
| "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." »Rita Rudner |
| "If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy." »Amy Vanderbilt |
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