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"If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the house of Science, not the house of Religion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The house made of ice in the middle of a desert! And that house is the house of lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!" »Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine
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"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you'" »Steven Wright
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"Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary move then, is to rid that house of all but furnishings essential to success." »John McDonald
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"With the eyes of the Hubble Space Telescope we have seen that the house of God is the house of Chaos!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Learning must be like a house with its door always wide open; let everything enters the house!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If this universe is the house of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'" »Joan Rivers
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"He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand." »Constance Naden
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"We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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"I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any." »Mahatma Gandhi
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"In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White house for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White house tells us." »Connie Chung to Johnny Carson
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"If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." »Mark
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"No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged with out any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you." »Steve Tesich
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"Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen
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"Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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"She is a wife who is notable in her house; she is a wife who beareth children; she is a wife whose husband is as her life; she is a wife who is obedient to her lord. The wife is half the man; a wife is man?s dearest friend; a wife is the source of his religion, his worldly profit, and his love. He who hath a wife maketh offerings in his house. Those who have wives are blest with good fortune. Wives are friends, who, by their kind and gentle speech, soothe you in your retirement. In your distresses they are as mothers, and they are refreshment to those who are travellers in the rugged paths of life." »Mahabharata
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"If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world." »Chinese Proverb
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"A man is so in the way in the house." »Elizabeth Gaskell
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"Home is where the house is." »Child Age 6
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"Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house." »Jewish Proverb
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"Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still." »Danish proverb
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"If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it." »Danish proverb
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"There ought to be a room in every house to swear in." »Mark Twain
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"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"A good laugh is sunshine in a house." »William Makepeace Thackeray
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