| "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health." »Thomas Tusser |
| "Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu." »Mary Day Winn |
| "Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce with you. A Bullfighter who goes in the ring with mustard on his sword." »Zig Ziglar |
| "Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple." »Christina Petrowsky |
| "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why." »Bernard Mannes Baruch |
| "Why not upset the apple cart If you don't, the apples will rot anyway." »Frank A. Clark |
| "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." »Carl Sagan |
| "It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe" »Dorothy Rothschild Parker |
| "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "For an apple you cant reach up and pick, you have to climb that tree; the tree wont bend down for you!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Like the number of apples Contained within a single apple seed Each opportunity that we seize Contains an untold number of benefits." »Rick Irving |
| "I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless." »Bette Davis |
| "Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese garlic makes it good." »Alice May Brock |
| "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Cleo McDowell Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds." »Coming to America |
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