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We've found 186 quotes for 'april fool' (0.131 seconds):



"The fool who knows his foolishness is wise so far, at least; but a fool who thinks himself wise, he is called a fool indeed." »The Dhammapada 
"The first of april is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." »Mark Twain 
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is april 15." »Ronald Reagan 
"Do you want your name to live forever? You fool! Forget your name, try to save yourself! What use there is for you, if your name lives and you die? You fool!" »Mehmet Murat ildan 
"If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time you can even fool some of the people all the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." »Abraham Lincoln 
"When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly...I think-- Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it." »Henry David Thoreau 
"Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for april." »Ralph Kiner 
"It was a cold, bright day in april and the clocks were striking thirteen." »George Orwell, "1984", first sentence 
"O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an april day!" »
William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 1 scene 3 
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." »Chinese proverb 
"He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion." »Chuang-tzu 
"Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom." »Charles Haddon Spurgeon 
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." »Henry David Thoreau 
"Any fool can make a rule,
and any fool will mind it." »
Henry David Thoreau 
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool." »Richard Phillips Feynman 
"He who will not freely and sadly confess that he is much a fool is all a fool." »Fuller 
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." »Richard Feynman 
"Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed." »Edward Young 
"Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious april, winter chilling the lap of very May but at length the season of summer does come." »Thomas Carlyle 
"I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool." »William Shakespeare 
"There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience." »Jacob Braude 
"Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire. (A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.)" »Nicolas Boileau 
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." »Chinese Proverb 
"Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool all one's life, but to marry is to playing the fool all one's life long." »William Congreve 
"October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, april, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." »Mark Twain 
"By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,Here once the embattled farmers stood,And fired the shot heard round the world." »Ralph Waldo Emerson 
"We are drawn to our television sets each april the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident." »Vincent Canby 
"april is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of desire, stirringDull roots with spring rain.Winter kept us warm, coveringEarth in a forgetful snow, feedingA little life with dried tubers." »T. S. Eliot 
"Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we mayflies try to bend an ancient world to our purposes, ignorant perhaps of the messages buried in its long history. Let us hope that we are still in the early morning of our april day." »Stephen Jay Gould 
"My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. -- (Comment made 10 april 1962 in reaction to news that U.S. Steel was raising prices by $6 per ton, right after the unions negotiated a modest new contract under pressure from JFK to keep inflation down.)" »John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur Schlesinger Jr. [1965] 
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