| "Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with." »There's Something About Mary |
| "Lloyd When I met mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber |
| "Life with mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr |
| "of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest." »Marilyn Ferguson |
| "When Charles first saw our child mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes |
| "No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for tolerance is the assumption of superiority." »Wendell Willkie |
| "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance." »Orville Wright |
| "Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..." »Dumb & Dumber |
| "mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary |
| "Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters." »Daniel Webster |
| "The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one." »H.L. Mencken |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
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