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"Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe that they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever searching and striving to become the best they possibly can. If we seek the average level, we cannot hope to achieve a higher level of success. Our only hope is to avoid being a failure." »Lou Vickery
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""The average person believes that they are better than the average person."" »Tom Zegan
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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." »Andrew A. Rooney
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"The average person thinks he isn't." »Father Larry Lorenzoni
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"If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average." »M. H. Alderson
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"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man." »H.L. Mencken
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"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever." »Anatole France
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"The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever." »Anatole France
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"There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." »Henry Adams
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"The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another." »J. Frank Dobie
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"I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either." »Mike Tyson
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." »George Carlin
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"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." »Sir Winston Churchill
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"It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make the master's fame." »Orison Swett Marden
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"The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter." »Sir Winston Churchill
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"The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun." »Author Unknown
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"I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat. What I seek is the highest possible batting average." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second." »Jim Fiebig
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"Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain." »Mark Twain
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"Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages." »H.L. Mencken
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"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of." »Mark Twain
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions." »George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
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"The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its average men and women." »Elizabeth II
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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." »A. Whitney Brown
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"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." »Jean Kerr
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"Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of the average conscience a still, small voice says to us, 'Something is out of tune.'" »Carl Gustav Jung
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"What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult." »Sigmund Freud
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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." »Stephen Hawking
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"The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives." »Calvin Trillin
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"Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied." »Spider-Man
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