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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager." »William S. Burroughs
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"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." »Casey Stengel
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"For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe." »Larry Eisenberg
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"Get a good night's sleep and don't bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election campaign manager Clark MacGregor)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope
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"Ace In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all." »Casino
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"I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles." »Scott Adams
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"If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost
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"Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino
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"One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child." »Forest Witcraft
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"Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." »Coming to America
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness, pencil in to rearrange Withdraw all the worry Deposit all the faith Compound all the experience and Recognize when the payment is late." »Unknown
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"Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau
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