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"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of england 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits." »Stephen Leacock
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank." »Liberace
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"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone
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"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night." »Willie Sutton
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"england expects that every man will do his duty." »Lord Nelson
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"england produces the best fat actors." »Jimmy Cannon
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope
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"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." »Professor Irwin Corey
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"england has forty-two religions and only two sauces." »Voltaire
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"This england never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror." »William Shakespeare
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"In england there are sixty different religions and only one sauce." »Francesco Caracciolo, on alcohol
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"This england never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror." »William Shakespeare, "King John", Act 5 scene 7
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"In england every man you meet is some man's son in America, he may be some man's father." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"england and America are two countries separated by the same language." »George Bernard Shaw
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"england and America are two countries seperated by the same language." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." »Oscar Wilde
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"england and America are two countries separated by a common language." »George Bernard Shaw
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"If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"The friendship of the bad is like the shade of some precipitous bank with crumbling sides, which, falling, buries him who is beneath." »Bharavi
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost
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"Oats. A grain, which in england is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people." »Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language
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"We're trying to show that we're not a little bit of england in America, but a place for Americans to gain a better perspective on their own history." »Louis Booker Wright
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"People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold." »John Jay Chapman
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"Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino
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"One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child." »Forest Witcraft
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"The tipping custom originated in england when small sums were dropped into a box marked T.I.P.S. --TO INSURE PROMPT SERVICE." »Author Unknown, (apocryphal)
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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