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"baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field" »Jim Boulton
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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager." »William S. Burroughs
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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."" »William S. Burroughs
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"For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe." »Larry Eisenberg
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"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." »Casey Stengel
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"Get a good night's sleep and don't bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election campaign manager Clark MacGregor)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Ace In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all." »Casino
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"I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles." »Scott Adams
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"In baseball, you don't know nothing." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." »Coming to America
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"The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five." »Jerry Coleman
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"baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand." »Leo Durocher
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"baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." »Yogi Berra
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"Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously." »Sidney Madwed
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"baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical." »Yogi Berra
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"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian." »H. L. Mencken
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"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." »Jacques Martin Barzun
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"The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game." »Glenn Dickey
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"baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball." »Pete Rose
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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." »Phyllis Diller
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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron
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"baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended." »George Bernard Shaw
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"(Speaking about Satchel Paige's pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets to the plate, it looks like a marble." »Hack Wilson
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"baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer." »Ted Williams
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"The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they have the best home record in baseball." »Ralph Kiner
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"A good manager is best when people barely know that he exists. Not so good when people obey and acclaim him. Worse when they despise him." »Lao-Tzu
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"I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball." »Gerald Early
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"baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game." »Rod Kanehl
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"If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes." »Mickey Spillane
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