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"Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green" »Anonymous
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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." »George Smith Patton, Jr.
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"Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth." »John Milton
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"Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard." »Nicolas Martin, Article c. 1995
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"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun" »Steady Eddy
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"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country." »General George Patton
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"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether." »H.S. Thompson
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"When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"...each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what is forbidden - forbidden for him. It is possible for one never to transgress a single law and still be a bastard. And vice versa. Actually it's only a question of convenience. Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think for themselves and be their own judges obey the laws. Others sense their own laws within them things are forbidden to them that every honorable man will do any day in the year and other things are allowed to them that are generally despised. Each person must stand on his own feet." »Hermann Hesse
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"Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs
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