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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing." »Emo Phillips
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"You're never really alive until you skip a heart-beat, and you don't really skip a heart-beat until you see someone whose smile lights up the whole room." »Sana O. Dabbas
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"To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day." »Anonymous
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"Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it." »Steve Prefontaine
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"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't." »George Bernard Shaw
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." »Anonymous
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"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people." »Muhammad Ali
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"We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure." »John Dryden
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"Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door." »Kyle Chandler
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"I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it." »Groucho Marx
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"One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness." »Josh Billings
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"Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one." »Fredrich Halm
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"Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is You can't beat Somebody with Nobody." »William Safire
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"Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate." »Margaret Cho
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"See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums" »Thomas Morell
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"Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience." »John Guerrero
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"It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead." »Robert G. Ingersoll
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"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with." »Will Rogers
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"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." »Francis Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up." »Muhammad Ali
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"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." »Edward Abbey
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"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'" »Leo Durocher
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"The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster." »Adam Smith
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"Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables 'Do not try.'" »Dan Parker
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"The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro boy or girl without a chance to prove his worth." »Mary McLeod Bethune
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"The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars." »Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary
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"There are days when solitude, for someone my age, is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall." »Colette
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"The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well-educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football." »Mark White
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"Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat." »CaddyShack
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"There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall." »Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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