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"Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary
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"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." »Emo Phillips
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"Religion is a bell jar; you cannot find God in that jar, because it is your bell jar, you have created it! Break the glass prison and get fresh air, elevate your intelligence! Wake up and open your eyes; see the truth beyond your prison! If you can’t break the glass, don’t worry; science will do it for you!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'" »Mickey Lolich
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"Religions change; beer and wine remain." »Hervey Allen
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"Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery." »George Jean Nathan
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"You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles beer in front of the tube Can't you see, boys, the sands of time are dribbling through the hourglass" »Robin Green
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". . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and bought you a beer 'cause it's too corny to cry well sentiment given and sentiment lost you shook it off with a smirk and a toss and you were only joking." »Amy Ray
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""He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper"" »William Parsons
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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." »Martin Mull
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"Meditation is the soul's perspective glass." »Owen Felltham
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." »Terry Pratchett
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs
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"It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry." »Nikolai Gogol
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"Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb
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"He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb
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"glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass." »Boileau
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"The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back in the glass." »Unknown
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"Life is like an hour glass, every grain of sand means something." »zachary roderiques
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"I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." »Child Age 7
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"Fortune is like glass--the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken." »Publilius Syrus
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"Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere." »Brigham Young
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"Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not." »Mary Bertone
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