| "The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a billion people are still false." »Travis Walton |
| "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money." »Senator Everett Dirksen |
| "A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money." »Senator Everett Dirksen |
| "If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes." »Anonymous |
| "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." »J. Paul Getty |
| "Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too." »Lichty and Wagner |
| "We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." »Scott Adams |
| "Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." »Woody Allen |
| "It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies." »Woody Allen |
| "If this universe is the House of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of United States currency. More important to me, however, is the signature that appears on my life-the strong, proud, assertive handwriting of a loving father and mother." »Katherine D. Ortega |
| "There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers." »Richard Feynman |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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