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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a billion people are still false." »Travis Walton
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"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." »Robert Fulghum
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"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes." »Anonymous
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"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money." »Senator Everett Dirksen
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"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money." »Senator Everett Dirksen
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"For you it's another day another dollar, for me it's another day another mile." »Johnny Wowk
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"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" »Steven Spielberg
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""A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."" »Felix and Oscar, from the Odd Couple
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"A dollar saved is a quarter earned." »John Ciardi
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." »J. Paul Getty
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"There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further." »Wernher Von Braun
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"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too." »Lichty and Wagner
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"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore
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"The space shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills." »Dana Rohrabacher
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"Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar." »Edward H. Harriman
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"Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building." »Steve Jobs
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"I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett
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"We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." »Scott Adams
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"The grass is always greener where you water it." »Unknown
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"Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest
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"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth." »Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." »Woody Allen
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