| "billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me" »Billy Madison |
| "One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool." »Edgar Watson Howe |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior" »Billy Madison |
| "billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon." »Jerry Coleman |
| "If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged." »Virginia |
| "billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison |
| "billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." »Billy Madison |
| "billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll." »Billy Madison |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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