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"billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me" »Billy Madison
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"billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior" »Billy Madison
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon." »Jerry Coleman
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"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool." »Edgar Watson Howe
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"Just like a mountain goat climbing very steep and dangerous land to lick salt from the rocks, man also should take high risks to get what he wants!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged." »Virginia
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"billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." »Billy Madison
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"billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll." »Billy Madison
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"Here is an artificial city which has been pumped up under forced draught, inflated like a balloon, stuffed with rural humanity like a goose with corn...endeavoring to eat up this too rapid avalanche of anthropoids, the sunshine metropolis heaves and strains, sweats and becomes pop-eyed, like a young boa constrictor trying to swallow a goat. It has never imparted an urban character to its incoming population for the simple reason that it has never had any character to impart. On the other hand, the place has the manners, culture and general outlook of a huge country village." »Morrow Mayo
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