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"billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me" »Billy Madison
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"Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs
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"billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior" »Billy Madison
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"billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon." »Jerry Coleman
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"graham See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles Or do you believe that people just get lucky Or, look at the question this way Is it possible that there are no coincidences" »Signs
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"billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." »Billy Madison
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"billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll." »Billy Madison
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"graham Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away." »Signs
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