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"I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Alan Bleasdale
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"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Martin Mull
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"I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy." »Ian Pattison, Rab C. Nesbitt, television series
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