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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros
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"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding." »Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
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"If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain." »Emily Dickinson
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"We are capable of destroying America and breaking its nose." »Muammar Qaddafi
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb
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"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead
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"I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual." »Virginia Woolf, Diary, 17 February 1922
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"A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it." »Edward P. Morgan
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"If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain, Then my life will not have been in vain." »Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
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"Creativity involves breaking out of established patterns in order to look at things in a different way." »Edward De Bono
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"Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. breaking the rule is one way of observing it." »Sir Thomas More
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"If thou art a man, speak not much about thine own manliness, for not every champion driveth the ball to the goal." »Sa?di
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"The more weakness the more falsehood; strength goes straight: every cannon ball that has in it hollows and holes goes crooked." »Richter
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"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman
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"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun." »Mary Lou Cook
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"When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb
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"If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen." »Sam James Ervin, Jr.
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"A good man may fall, but he falls like a ball [and rebounds]; the ignoble man falls like a lump of clay." »Bhartrihari
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"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman
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"A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy." »Charles Langbridge Morgan
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"Oil prices will keep breaking new records until other countries move to nuclear and alternative energy sources or we discover massive new reserves and increase production dramatically over the next few years." »Med Jones
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"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige
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"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." »Thomas De Quincey, Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts - 1827
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"Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." »Thamas De Quincey
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"The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones." »Peter McWilliams
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