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"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you can let go when you want to." »Josh Billings
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"When you see a snake, never mind where he came from." »W. G. Benham
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"A snake deserves no pity." »Yiddish Proverb
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull." »H. L. Mencken
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"Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake." »Persian Proverb
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"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." »W. C. Fields
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"He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string." »Persian Proverb
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"If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes." »H. Ross Perot
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"No owl is afraid of the night, no snake of the swamp and no traitor of the treason!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it" »Tommy Boy
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"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . . all others are games." »Ernest Hemingway
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"Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way." »Jean Anouilh
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"Wind is the heart of the wave, the spoon of the sea and the angry bull of the ships. Without wind, there is no ardour, no agitation!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The purpose of life is to pass the frontiers! Attack the frontiers to go beyond them with the determination of a bull attacking the red colour!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." »Dennis Wholey
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"We know that the world is not resting on the horn of a bull; we also know that it rests on the horn of lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." »W. C. Fields
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." »W.C. Fields
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"Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car." »Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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"Kindness and compassion toward all living things is a mark of a civilized society. Conversely, cruelty, whether it is directed against human beings or against animals, is not the exclusive province of any one culture or community of people. Racism, economic deprival, dog fighting and cock fighting, bull fighting and rodeos are cut from the same fabric: violence. Only when we have become nonviolent toward all life will we have learned to live well ourselves." »Cesar Chavez, letter
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"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe." »Richard Gere
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