| "You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody. (after losing the Masters tournament)" »Greg Norman |
| "I'd give Charles Darwin videotapes of 'Geraldo,' 'Beavis and butt-head' and 'The McLaughlin Group.' I would be interested in seeing if he still believes in evolution." »Dean Koontz |
| "That's the whole thing with the hog. It's you and 80 wild horses under your butt, just sitting on 10 square inches where the rubber meets the road. That hurricane gale wind whipping you in the face, leaning into a curve you can feel that gravity wanting to suck you down into it and what do you do Give it a little more gas. Pure centrifugal force. You can see yourself hurtling ass end over teakettle into oblivion." »Robin Green |
| "You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time" »Bob Moawad |
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